The world's safest medical AI.

PlaceboGPT reads your symptoms and returns the one recommendation that has never harmed anyone. Same answer every time, so you can rely on it.

Describe your symptoms

Anything at all. The model will consider it carefully.

Clinical recommendation

Presenting complaint:

Stay hydrated, get adequate rest, and if symptoms persist, consult a healthcare professional.

99.99%Confidence

47,832Sources consulted

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Important safety information

WARNING: PLACEBOGPT DOES NOTHING

In clinical trials of 0 participants, PlaceboGPT was associated with hydration, rest, and consultation of a healthcare professional. No other effects were observed. Do not rely on PlaceboGPT for diagnosis, treatment, or company.

Hardware edition

Build your own PlaceboGPT

Same advice, now in a box. A Raspberry Pi Pico, a 58 mm thermal printer and one very large button. Press it and the world's safest medical advice prints out, identically, every time. Assembly instructions in the only format that makes sense for flat-pack medicine.

Art. no.: 766.66-0
Parts: About £40
Assembly: One evening
Hex key: Included, not required

Download the booklet (PDF, 7 pages)

PLACEBÖ is not a medical device and the printout is not medical advice. That is rather the point. Page sources, firmware and render script are in the repository.